Whew -- good thing JoCo went with a Mountain and not the Artic Circle

notyounotyou
edited September 2009 in JoCo Music
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/melting_ice_caps_expose_hundreds

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

ZACKENBERG RESEARCH STATION, GREENLAND—Claiming it to be one of the most dramatic and visible signs of climate change to date, researchers said Monday that receding polar ice caps have revealed nearly 200 clandestine lairs once buried deep beneath hundreds of feet of Arctic ice.
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According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming in recent years, threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting, carry out massive government cover-ups, or simply as a hidden headquarters from which to battle the forces of evil and fight crime.

Comments

  • ColleenkyColleenky
    threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting
    Conscious nod to JoCo there, ya think? :-)
  • notyounotyou
    edited January 2015
    Collenky wrote:
    "Conscious nod to JoCo there, ya think? :-)"

    Well, um, well see, a long time ago, there was this movie... The Island of Dr. Moreau, which was based on this book, The Island of Doctor Moreau.

    Kids. :-}
  • BrettGlassBrettGlass
    edited January 2015
    ...not to mention the threat to the Fortress of Solitude.
  • notyounotyou
    Yup, that's me, reviving threads dead for over 5 years!
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