ok here is my quote... It may seem a little long, but to me it is great and I couldn't break it apart.
I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other.
Wait a minute, are you knocking this country? Are you saying something against America?
Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.
Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
Starring a very popular young actor of the '80s who didn't age all that well. Still a good actor, I guess. Just hard to look at. And. Bill Paxton in what must've been one of his first roles.
Im not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover shed last seen on a deserted island and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
"One day I will get one of these..." You think? I have accepted I won't, although I keep looking just incase I get one....not that I have a quote to use.
Edited to quote Jon using old fasioned means, as the offical quoting in this thread may be confusing for non-movie quotes.
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When life gives you free Lemmons, do us the Curtisy of moving the game forward!
Your turn.
"There's going to be a wedding"
The Muppet MovieI meant The Great Muppet Caper. Too many muppet movies wandering around in my head.
I remember being a kid and seeing the Oscar the Grouch scene: And thinking, Cool! Oscar the Grouch. Then years later as an adult reading that and saying "OMG the Truck Driver was PETER FREAKIN' USTINOV."
New one
*looking for quote*
50-50 for me.
Broke my heart.
Broke more than your heart, mister.
This one's for you.
Classic '80s, man.
Still a good actor, I guess. Just hard to look at.
And. Bill Paxton in what must've been one of his first roles.
I didn't think he's aged THAT badly ...
Game on.
Next quote-
What's that screaming? A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming...
You think? I have accepted I won't, although I keep looking just incase I get one....not that I have a quote to use.
Edited to quote Jon using old fasioned means, as the offical quoting in this thread may be confusing for non-movie quotes.