JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 Post-Mortem Discussion
So how was everyone's cruise? I had a wonderful time, all told! Great time hanging out with the celebs and the regular seamonkeys. Highlights include talking beer with Wil Wheaton, getting a sketch about cancer from Randall Munroe, playing in the ukulele melee, having a solo in JoCo A Capella, midnight pizza, Watching a movie that cannot be named in the pool along with Learning Town, dancing my ass off while wearing a fez, snorkeling on Sint Maarten, singing Birdhouse in Your Soul at the final karaoke night, detouring to Nassau and seeing the largest class of cruise ship in the world docked alongside (though the reason for the detour was a medical emergency... There are too many awesome moments to list. The only bad part was our debarkation procedure, but that was no one's fault. Shit just happens when the ship is an hour and a half late docking. Now that we're all back on dry land, how about a #sexparty?
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Anyone else ever debark at Port Canaveral? Is it smooth when the boat's on time?
Protip: carry your bags off if you don't have too many to carry.
I was in the 7:15 a.m. debarkation group (or would have been without delay ... we actually got called at more like 8:30), and we made it through quickly and fairly painlessly. Of the 10 of us on our shuttle, I think more than half of us had bags to get from the conveyor. Only one bag took a while to come around. I would imagine that for groups later than ours, the gradual backup of luggage on the conveyors would have made it a progressively slower and more difficult process.
Most of my feedback is more about the cruise line than about things the Home Office has control over. Overall, I was much more pleased with the way the events were scheduled and spread out this year ... while I often chose to go to bed because I was tired, I never felt like I HAD to choose between a late event and an early morning one, as I often felt on JCCC2. So my only thought on that front was with last-night scheduling. Since the deadline for getting bags out was 11 p.m., and we learned about that late in the afternoon after seeing it alluded to on Twitter, we had a choice between going to last-night karaoke OR packing our stuff.
So: Either tell us in big bold letters way in advance about luggage needing to be packed and ready by 11 p.m. so we can schedule accordingly, or schedule the last night so people don't have to do a sad/rushed packing job during official events, please. (The deadline was much later on HAL, so it took some of us extra by surprise.)
If there were some big bold letters telling us of that and I missed them, tell me that instead.
I did like that the scheduling seemed more relaxed to me, though that might just be due to intentionally choosing to not go to certain stay-up-late things because I was anti-social and/or tired. Alternately, since I actually used twittarr this year (and it was better), I managed to find more cozy events I wanted to go to which helped prevent burn-out.
FYI, the luggage valet service was noted in the ship's printed materials on Monday and Tuesday I think (papers on one day, reminders in Cruise Compass on later days). We ended up asking Guest Relations some questions but it wasn't that hard. It was also totally worth what we paid as I had to carry very little while disembarking and while hanging out in airports (just electronics and toiletries basically). So convenient: we checked into our airline via RCI, the staff printed our boarding passes and gave us luggage tags (delivered to our stateroom Saturday). We mostly packed between lunch and the last concert and put our bags out around 9PM or so. We didn't see them again until we got to Seattle (which is amazing since we missed our first connection in Denver and United had automatically rebooked us on a later flight).
But there was one annoying thing (that is, this is the one thing I actually remember because it happened repeatedly and was jarring). The way the main dining room handled drinks just doesn't seem classy. There were different waiters for food orders, "free" drinks (e.g. iced tea), wine orders and cocktail orders. If you asked the wrong waiter for your wine or cocktail, they would have to go find the right person to come take your order (rather than relaying very simple orders like "glass of house red" or "ginger bourbon"). That person would appear anytime from immediately to ten or fifteen minutes later. I can see why they have different servers with different areas of responsibility, but it was frustrating to not be able to order beverages in a fashion fairly similar to most restaurants. We got the hang of it by the end of the week, but I stopped ordering anything but tea or water at dinner ...
I'm curious what your thoughts on the ship were. My only real issue was the shower stall (or torpedo tube) in our room.
The other problem I had with this ship was - no benches in the elevator bays. My feet hurt a lot and my ankles swelled up, which made waiting a long time for elevators sheer agony. I missed the whimsical carved, padded benches by every elevator on the Westerdam.
So, since the cruise can put such a big dent in a person's time off in a year, I think it's important that people still be able to have a relaxing time with family and loved ones, rather than packing it to the gills with 24/7 official activities like a landbound convention does.
For JoCoCruising, this was an awesome ship. The Arcadia was great for shows where everyone wanted to sit down, while Studio B was much better for shows that make dancy people want to dance. It was also awesome for seguing from concert to dance party, and for non-windy cocktail parties. Plus, nice and cool for those of us who easily get overheated! Although I understand some poikilothermic people found it a bit cool. I liked the variety of venues available to us, around the ship. And, Bifrost Bridge!
Bestest moments: JoCo Live Band Karaoke was so awesome there aren't words for it's awesomeness.
Celebrity Artemis.
John Roderick and David-the-14-year-old. That was soooo sweet, and adorable, and.... ahhhhh!
Mr. Scrimshaw should be arrested for assault. I haven't laughed myself to pain that hard since... Wagon Train to the Stars. Clearly, a repeat offender.
Meeting Sea Monkeys. I don't understand how that many nice, awesome people in one place doesn't form some kind of nice-awesome singularity.
Worstest moments: The realization that Sloop John B is now and forever the saddest song in the world. And a total lie.
Saying goodbye to Sea Monkeys.
Disappointments: While the ship was great for JoCoCruise activities, it was disappointing on a non-JoCo level. Definitely the worst food of all the cruise ships I've been on. Giving us crappy OJ and coffee, and then making us pay for fresh-squeezed OJ and Starbucks is just rude. Standard cabins lacked customary amenities like conditioner, lotion, bathrobes, wine glasses, ice buckets, tote bags, umbrellas, and nightly chocolates. And it's just a huge ship with way more people on it than I prefer.
Although mini-golfing at midnight was quite fun.
Paul, I think you deserve special thanks for how much work you put in. I know there were plenty of other people behind the scenes making it all happen, but you were the face of jccc3 (to me, anyway). Everywhere I went, I saw you hustling. The good kind of hustling!
My only complaint (which is out of JoCo's hands) was the food. I really was underwhelmed with the food. It wasn't that it was bad, it just wasn't particularly good either. Very bland...no flavor. This was my first cruise and I had visions of myself gaining 10-15 pounds from stuffing my face. Not a problem I needed to worry about it seems.
Karaoke with the live band was indeed a highlight. And Zoë Keating was shockingly awesome.
-(JCCC4) I am incredible concerned over having one less day next year. Schedule management this year was an absolute nightmare, and now we want to do that all again in a shorter time span? And there are still 3 ports? That strikes me as terrifying.
-(Personal) I'm starting to resent the ports, only because they take up so much time that could be used for other Sea Monkey things. I had a blast on my excursions, but I think at this point, I'd rather just spend 7 days at sea.
-(Ship) Both the Arcadia and Studio B were fantastic venues. There were plenty of open spaces no matter where you wanted to sit, and there were lots of great seats.
-(Misc) Port Everglades > Port Canaveral. The boarding processes were about equal, but between the clusterfucks that were the MCO shuttles and the ridiculously inefficient exit process, I'm definitely glad we're returning to Ft Lauderdale.
-(Ship) Freedom buffet > Westerdam buffet. I was so thrilled to be able to eat breakfast at 10:30. Westerdam MDR > Freedom MDR. I felt a lot less wowed by the MDR food this year.
-(Shows) Separating the JoCo Band show from the JoCo acoustic show was a fantastic idea. I like the band, and I like acoustic, but I tend to resent band sets in the JoCo shows because I have a small preference towards acoustic, and I find the band to be taking time away from that. That being said, there were a handful of blatant band songs in the acoustic set (Good Morning Tucson, for example), and I didn't really understand why they were there.
-(Shows) Why was absolutely nothing played from One Christmas At A Time? Not all of those songs are seasonally dependent. Found that kinda disappointing.
-(Karaoke) I feel like the Karaoke list needs some improvement. Can we get more performer songs in there beyond just JoCo? And maybe some Doctor Horrible and the like?
-(JoCotels) I didn't go to Cocoa Beach Suites, but the party definitely seemed to be at The Radisson. Did the Sea Monkeys who stayed at Cocoa Beach Suites feel left out at all? Seems to me like we should only have one JoCotel next year.
-(Misc) The group photo felt like a complete clusterfuck. No one knew what we were supposed to be doing, no one could hear any instructions, that god damn morning show kept playing as loud as it possibly could, and no one seemed to understand the Harlem Shake thing. Side note, I came home to like 10 different Harlem Shake videos in my YouTube feed. Would have been nice to have the week before...
-(Home Office) After the first wave of famous people were announced, the additional performer announcements felt lacking. I'm glad that Roderick and Scrimshaw were able to join us, but they felt more expected at this point than pleasantly surprising. If it's viable, I'd like to see more entertainment surprises throughout the year. Scalzi would have been a great example, despite his unofficialness.
-(Shows) As a particularly punctual Sea Monkey, the late starts were absolutely ridiculous. I don't think a single event on the official schedule started on time. Late Sea Monkeys is not a good reason to start shows late, particularly when we're under such strict time windows.
-(Shows) Tardiness aside, I did quite like the 3 hour/3 performer format to the shows. The official schedule felt a lot cleaner than last year.
-(Misc) Is it me, or did King Boss feel less significant than King Troy? He was a good king and served his people well, but he didn't get a king hat, he rarely got fanfare (hmm hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmhmm), and he just seemed to have less opportunities to do significant things.
-(Misc) If we ever have another singalong like we did with Learning Town, less volume, more singing.
-(Random thought) Do we have exact attendance numbers yet? I remember they were announced on board last year but not at all this year.
-(Suggestion) Collaboration night! Since many shows have many collaborations with other performers, maybe have one full show dedicated to such things?
-(Shows) Live JoCo Karaoke was all sorts of awesome! Could we A) have more of it, and maybe combine it with the JoCo live show? Seems like an effective way to cut down some repeats.
-(Shows) Get Marian back. I miss her lots!
-(Helper Monkeys) Line management was a bit chaotic at times. Sounds like something helper monkeys could actively assist with.
Alright, that's enough for now. I'll post more as they come to mind.