The infamous "Foreign Floor Candy" at Union Chapel
For those of you at the London show, especially the couple who went up to me and asked where i bought the pipes due to the urge of making licorice pipethrowing a thing.
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They're like some kind of machine that turns random thrown objects into jokes, except the machine has malfunctioned so it spews out free jokes all over the place even when nobody has thrown anything in, and nobody is quite sure what it makes them out of but if we could figure out how it worked we could cleanly power a city three bajillion times the size of Monstropolis. (I guess recycling jokes has something to do with it.)
Unfortunately, I made a mistake cutting my video into songs and accidentally saved Tom Cruise Crazy over the top of the entire 16-minute video file it was part of (though the file is still 3.9GB, so I still have hope that I merely changed something in the header saying where the start/endpoint is and I can somehow recover it; does anyone know anything about the inner workings of Quicktime files?) This was after saving the other songs from that file, so the only thing I lost was a little snippet between this one and Tom Cruise Crazy, which I had initially planned to stick at the start of Tom Cruise Crazy but then realised would be best at the end of this floor candy bit.
Anyway, in the bit that was lost, Jonathan starts talking about the crushing burden of fame, and how they, as famous people, are so different from us. He says that, for example, famous people don't throw floor candy, and Paul (I think; or maybe it was Storm) responds, 'famous people eat floor candy!'
Then they go on to talk about this famous guy named Tom Cruise, but that's in the next video.